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    English SMS Joke


    Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
    Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
    Judge: when did he give you?
    Man: when I showed him the gun…



    Hindi Funny Joke


    Friend: He Bhagwan tu muje Dard de, Dukh de, Sari duniya ka Gum de…
    Other Friend: Yar itni saari demand kyun karte ho, Sirf Biwi maanglo!Hi




    Police SMS Joke



    Man 2 Inspector: Sir zinadgi mein kabi haraam khaya ap nay?
    Inspector: Bas aik dafa… ghar say khana aa gia tha wo khana para



    Hijack!


    A guy in plane sttod up n shouted
    “HIJACK!”
    All passengers got scared n raised Hands
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    frm other end Of the plane a guy shouted back
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    “Hi JOHN”




    Faqeer ki Girlfriend


    Faqir:10 rupay do chai pini hai!

    Admi:chai to 5 ki hy!

    Faqir:GirlFriend b sath hy..

    Admi:Faqiron ne b GirlFriend bana li,

    Faqir:nhi GirlFriend ny faqir bana dia hai…



    English Joke


    Guide: I welcome you all to Niagra falls. This is the world’s largest waterfall & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing can’t be heard!

    Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls.



    14 Larkian

    Najoomi:
    Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi

    Boy”
    Oh yess… What a life!”

    Najoomi:
    Ziyada khush mat ho.

    1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi

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    last wala mast hai....

    “ιƒ уσυ נυ∂gє ρєσρℓє, уσυ нανє ησ тιмє тσ ℓσνє тнєм.”

    "Time Can Make Us Move On.. But It Can't Fix A Broken Heart"..

    ~♥♥~ My One Hand is Enough to fight against the world if you Hold the other One....! ~♥♥~



    "The PEOPLE Who want to STAY in your LIFE will always find a WAY"

 

 

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