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    A CUTE JOKE”

    1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.

    Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge,

    Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa.

    Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.


    Acha Tooth Paste


    1st girl says: Meri to her saans par ek larka merta hai! %-)

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    2nd girl: Yaar tum acha wala tooth paste kyon nahi use karti.



    Pakstani Bulb


    Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha:Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.
    Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
    Dr:Tum jal Q Nahi Rahe
    Pagal:Bewakof me Pakstan ka bulb hn Light Gayi Hui Hy




    Cigarette Noshi



    Doctor ne 2 charsiyon se kaha Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai

    Charsi: Tay theek Ay sanu keri jaldi ay…




    Samajdhar Pappu!



    Pappu k ghar guest Aa gaey,
    Maa ney kaha “jao baita ja k mehmanon k liay kuch ley k Aao”
    Pappu bahar gaya aur..
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    Raksha le Aaya
    G OYE PAPPU.


    Buyer Seller Joke



    Buyer to seller: is it pure honey?
    How do I know if it is pure honey?
    Seller: give the dog some honey…
    if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

    Buyer: what if the dog licks it?
    Seller: so it is not a real dog.



    Doctor Joke


    A doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
    Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear.
    Doctor: It makes no difference.
    Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing

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