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    After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in New York to say hello to his friends. Giovanni, the barber, greeted him, "Hey Luigi, how wasa DA treep?"

    Luigi said, Everything wasa perfecto except for DA train ride down.

    "Whata you mean, Luigi?" Asked Giovanni.

    Well, we borda DA train at Grana central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta DA vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to DA trip, and open upa DA luncha basket.

    The conductore comea by, waga his finger at us anda say, "no eat indisa car.

    Musta use a dining car."

    So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to a dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta at open DA bottle of a nice a vino!

    Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, "No drinka indisa car! Musta use a cluba car."

    So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina DA vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar.

    The conductore, he waga his finger again and say, "No a smokina indisa car.

    Musta go to a smoking car."

    We go to a smokina car and I smoke a biga cigar.

    Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through DA hall shouting ata top of his voice.

    "Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka Virgina!"

    Next time, I'ma gonna taka DA bus!!

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