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    Indian, Pakistani in Saudi Arabia

    A Pakistani was sitting with an Indian and Malaysianin Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a
    sudden Saudi police entered and arrested them. But, as it was a nationalholiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "I allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

    So the Malaysian guy thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through.

    The Indian guy, watching the scene, said: "Please fix two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 10
    lashes before the whip went through again. Sheikh turned to Pakistani and said: "You are from a brother country, so you can have 2 wishes!"

    "Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness", the Pakistani replies.

    "My first wish is: I would like to have 40 lashes."

    "If you so desire", the Sheikh replies with questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?"

    "Tie the Indian to my back", the Pakistani answers

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