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    Jab koi ladki apni mom ko
    clg frds ki pic dikha rahi ho or jaise hi uske bf ki pic aaye,
    uski mom kahe....

    Ye BHANGI jaisa kaun hai
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    A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Cell To See Her Name Saved In List Like Doll Or Sweetie.
    She Was Shocked To See
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    Rasheed Plumber.
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    Before Exam :-

    Boy to Girl - All the Best
    Girl - All the best to U too

    Result Declared - Girl Scored 90% and Boy Failed

    MORAL - Only Boys wish with TRUE HEART

    Have a nice day )
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    DEAR LORD, YOU TOOK AWAY MY FAVOURITE ACTOR - SHAMMI KAPOOR. YOU TOOK MY FAVOURITE ACTRESS- PARVEEN BABI. YOU TOOK MY FAVOURITE SINGER,- MICHAEL JACKSON. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT MY FAVOURITE POLITICIANS ARE : Lal krishan Advani,Sonia Gandhi,Kapil Sibal, Digvijay Singh, Sharad Pawar, Manish Tiwari, Lalu Yadav, Kalmadi, A Raja, Mayawati & company !! Copy & Paste to support.......!!!!!!!!
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    Forget the poke button, I'm beginning to wish there was a punch button on facebook!!
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    ~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~
    When I See Your Face,
    There's Not A Thing
    That
    I Would Change. . .
    Except The Direction
    I Am Walking In .
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    sonia gamdhi in dabanng style..
    'hazaro se dar nai lagta saab,hazare se lagta hai...'
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    I ws thnkin..can v bribe d gvrmnt 2 pas d lkpal bill...hehe....lollzzz
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    Even team india supports Anna hazare...

    Dhoni says..
    "We will not win any match until JANLOKPAL Bill is passed"
    hahahah...lolllzz...
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    fnlly d reasn is out fr bannin 25paise coin by d goverment..??
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    coz thy cnt hndl 4 'ANNAS'
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    They say milk give you strength.
    drink 5 glasses and try move a wall....u can't..

    But drink 5 shots of vodka and see..wall moves on its own..
    CHEERS..
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    A poor man catches a fish,but he cant cook due to MEHANGAI.
    No gas, No oil, No spices,

    Man put d fish back in water.

    Fish shouts

    "CONGRESS ZINDAbad
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    Dear,
    AIRTEL

    we accept dat har ek friend zaroori hota hai ,
    bt

    accha network bhi zaroori hota h!!
    Sincerly,
    VODAFONE
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    Teacher: I love you ka janam kahan hua?
    Boy: China mai kuki iski na koi warannty hai
    aur na koi guaranty.
    Chale tou chand tak, na chale tou shaam tak...

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    Height of irritating sum1:-

    Boy-Pen hai?
    Girl-Nahi
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    Thodi der baad...
    Boy-Pen hai?
    Girl-Nahi bola na
    Boy-Pen hai pen?
    Girl-nahi hai, aur abki baar pucha tou hathode se sar phod dungi tera.
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    Kuch der baad...
    Boy-hathoda hai?
    Girl-nahi
    Boy-Tou phir pen hai pen???
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    ι уσυ נυ∂gє ρєσρℓє, уσυ нανє ησ тιмє тσ ℓσνє тнєм.

    "Time Can Make Us Move On.. But It Can't Fix A Broken Heart"..

    ~♥♥~ My One Hand is Enough to fight against the world if you Hold the other One....! ~♥♥~



    "The PEOPLE Who want to STAY in your LIFE will always find a WAY"

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    some r 2 gud

 

 

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