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    Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!

    Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.


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    It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!

    Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI


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    Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

    Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

    Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.


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    Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?

    A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal


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    Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA

    Phir likha: SHUBH LABH

    Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME

    Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN



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    Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,

    meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur chod ka pyar mile



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    Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS



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    Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya .

    3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

    Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey



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    Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

    Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.

    TT: Ticket hai?

    Sadhu: Nahin

    TT: Chalo

    Sadhu: Kahan?

    TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
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    ι уσυ נυ∂gє ρєσρℓє, уσυ нανє ησ тιмє тσ ℓσνє тнєм.

    "Time Can Make Us Move On.. But It Can't Fix A Broken Heart"..

    ~♥♥~ My One Hand is Enough to fight against the world if you Hold the other One....! ~♥♥~



    "The PEOPLE Who want to STAY in your LIFE will always find a WAY"

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