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    A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

    A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b******!"

    The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

    Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You damned b******!"

    The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime,

    but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! Now is that a problem?"

    The man at the back of the court stood up and responded,

    "For fifteen years, I have lived next door to that b******, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he never had one!"
    ...being a human...

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    ι уσυ נυ∂gє ρєσρℓє, уσυ нανє ησ тιмє тσ ℓσνє тнєм.

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