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    EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.
    SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

    'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
    'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'
    'How much do you charge?'
    'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
    'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
    Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
    'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.
    I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
    'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
    'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'



    FORGET THE SHRINKS. HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
    ...being a human...



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    ι уσυ נυ∂gє ρєσρℓє, уσυ нανє ησ тιмє тσ ℓσνє тнєм.

    "Time Can Make Us Move On.. But It Can't Fix A Broken Heart"..

    ~♥♥~ My One Hand is Enough to fight against the world if you Hold the other One....! ~♥♥~



    "The PEOPLE Who want to STAY in your LIFE will always find a WAY"

 

 

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