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    DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN





    DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

    40-ish..............................49

    Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends

    Athletic............................No boobs

    Average looking.................Ugly

    Beautiful...........................Pathological liar

    Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills

    Emotionally secure..............On medication

    Feminist............................Fat

    Free spirit..........................Junkie

    Friendship first...................Former $lut

    Fun..................................Annoying

    Gentle..............................Dull

    New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places

    Open-minded.....................Desperate

    Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing

    Passionate........................Sloppy drunk

    Poet.................................Depressive

    Professional.......................B!tch

    Romantic...........................Frigid

    Voluptuous........................Very Fat

    Large frame.......................Hugely Fat

    Wants Soul mate................Stalker

    Widow..............................Murderer

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH

    1. Yes = No

    2. No = Yes

    3. Maybe = No

    4. We need = I want

    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

    6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

    7. Sure, go ahead = you better not

    8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

    9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!

    10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

    MEN'S ENGLISH

    1. I am hungry = I am hungry

    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

    3. I am tired = I am tired

    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

    5. I love you = let's have sex now

    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

    11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

    And finally.....

    A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

    For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

    However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.



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    ι уσυ נυ∂gє ρєσρℓє, уσυ нανє ησ тιмє тσ ℓσνє тнєм.

    "Time Can Make Us Move On.. But It Can't Fix A Broken Heart"..

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    ι уσυ נυ∂gє ρєσρℓє, уσυ нανє ησ тιмє тσ ℓσνє тнєм.

    "Time Can Make Us Move On.. But It Can't Fix A Broken Heart"..

    ~♥♥~ My One Hand is Enough to fight against the world if you Hold the other One....! ~♥♥~



    "The PEOPLE Who want to STAY in your LIFE will always find a WAY"

 

 

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