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    *-: "Sardar Jokes (All New)" :!!*

    *Sugar Test* *

    Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside
    and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the doctor told
    him to check sugar level regularly.

    * *Apple in a Mango Tree* *

    Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper
    kyon aaya?" Sardar: "Apple Khane" Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree"
    Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"

    * * Sardars and scooter* *

    Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his
    hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no

    * * Lion and Sardars* *

    Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One
    of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When
    asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be
    running? It is you who has thrown the sand "

    * * Cyclone* *

    Bank manager asks Sardar in an intervi ew: "What is cyclone"
    Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

    * * Side Effects* *

    Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you
    know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!

    * * Same person* *

    Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: "Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan!
    Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi
    ke saath hai"

    * *Bus tickets* *

    Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket
    Sardar: Give two tickets
    Conductor: Why two?
    Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there
    Conductor: What if you lose both?
    Sardar: No problem, I have pass...

    * *Advice* *

    A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my
    life. And I will advise the same to my children too"

    * * Oxygen* *

    Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773
    Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would
    have died...

    * * Skeleton* *

    Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
    Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop

    ** Starting Salary* *

    MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs.
    Sardar: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?

    **New moon day* *

    ISRO sent a Sardar to Moon. Sardar got into rocket, but jumped halfway,
    shouting "How dare you cheat me. Today is new moon day. There will be no

    ** Mirror* *

    Boss: Ek achcha mirror leke ao, jisme m ujhe mera chehra dikhayi de.
    Sardar: Boss, mein sab dukaan gaya , par sab mein mere hi chehra dikha...
    Apka chehra dikhanewala kahin nahi mila.

    ** Hindi and English* *

    Sardarni to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
    Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English* *
    Sardarni: My londa gironda from Hero Honda

    **Yes/No* *

    Sardar reported for his university final examination, which consists of
    Yes/No type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at
    the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes
    his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer
    sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
    Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is
    sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately
    flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.
    The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on.
    Sardar replies, "I'm rechecking my answers and I don't think I did very

    **Microsoft Office* *

    Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office?
    Sardar: No, but I can find it if you give address...

    ** Compound Sentence* *

    Teacher: Tell a compound sentence.
    Sardar: Stick No Bills!

    **Colour TV* *

    Sardar bought a new colour TV and put it in water. Why?
    He wanted to check whether colour goes or not!!

    **Calender* *

    A person went to a Sardar's shop.
    Person: I want 2007 calender
    Sardar: Sorry sir, you are too late. We have only 1000 calenders left

    **Lottery* *

    Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for
    that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax
    and gave him 7 crores.
    Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back

    **Imagination* *

    Sardar went to an interview.
    Interviewer: Imagine that you are in the fifteenth floor. Suddenly fire
    bursts out, and there are many people who are struggling to survive. In
    that situation, what do you do ?
    Sardar: Oye! I will stop imagining

    **ATM PIN* *

    Sardar was drawing money from ATM.
    A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've
    seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).
    Sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."

    ** Sun v/s Moon* *

    Sardar's theory: The moon is more important than the sun, because the moon
    gives light at night when it is needed, but the sun gives light during day
    when it is available abundantly...

    **Delivered* *

    Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to
    his phone and he started dancing. Why?
    The report said, "DELIVERED".
    ...being a human...

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    very stupid sadar like it but got mix up in hindi ppart thnk for share

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    ι уσυ נυ∂gє ρєσρℓє, уσυ нανє ησ тιмє тσ ℓσνє тнєм.

    "Time Can Make Us Move On.. But It Can't Fix A Broken Heart"..

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    "The PEOPLE Who want to STAY in your LIFE will always find a WAY"

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