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    >> >
    >> > A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells
    >> Husbands.
    >> >
    >> > When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the
    >> instructions
    >> > at the
    >> > entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6
    >> floors and
    >> > the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights.
    >> >
    >> > You may choose any Item from a particular floor, or may choose
    >> to go
    >> up
    >> > to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the
    >> > building!
    >> >
    >> > So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband
    >> >
    >> > On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
    >> >
    >> > Floor 1 - These men have jobs
    >> >
    >> > The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love
    >> >
    >> > The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love
    >> Kids and
    >> > are extremely good looking.
    >> >
    >> > "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
    >> >
    >> > She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These
    >> men Have
    >> > Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with
    >> Housework.
    >> >
    >> > "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
    >> >
    >> > Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These
    >> men
    >> > Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with
    >> Housework and
    >> > Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
    >> >
    >> > She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the
    >> sign
    >> >
    >> > reads:
    >> >
    >> > Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
    >> men
    >> on
    >> > this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
    >> impossible
    >> > to please.
    >> > Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
    >> store
    >> > just across the street.
    >> >
    >> > The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
    >> >
    >> > The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
    >> >
    >> > The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
    >> >

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    The joke imo would be better if it stopped at "Thank you for shopping at the Husband store." Good job though.

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    yeah it would have






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    IT was funny!

 

 

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