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    An Angry Wife To Her Husband on Phone:
    "Where the Hell Are You ... ?"

    Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
    The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't
    Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "

    O Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love !

    Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

    An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.
    Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free.

    After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking
    How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

    "Which Trip ?"
    Husband was seriously ill.
    Doc to wife :-
    Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don't discuss
    ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do
    this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

    On the way home..

    Husband :- Wat did the doc say ?
    Wife :- No chance for u to survive

    Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise
    Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.

    She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number:

    "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone:

    "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen."
    ...being a human...

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