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    Judge: “Have you anything to offer to the Court before I pass sentence?”
    Convict: “No sir, my lawyer took all the money.”
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    A young man was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and he was asked how he would plead. “Not guilty,” the man said forcefully.
    The chief prosecutor then approached the man and said: “Is it true that on the 12th of June, last year, you molested a young girl, who was wearing a white coat- in a shopping mall in Texas?”
    The man composed himself, looked straight at the chief prosecutor and calmly said: “What was the date again?”
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    Judge: “Is it true that you owe John a thousand pounds?”
    Defendant: “Yes, it’s true.”
    Judge: “Then, why don’t you just pay him back?”
    Defendant: “Because it wouldn’t be true anymore.”
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