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    A redneck was stopped by a game warden just north of Kentucky’s Lake Cumberland recently with two ice chests of fish.

    The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

    "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These are my pet fish."

    "Pet fish?"

    "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."

    "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

    The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

    "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

    The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

    "Well, whut?" said the redneck.

    "When are you going to call them back?"

    "Call who back?"

    "The FISH!"

    "What fish?"

 

 

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