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    Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

    A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

    The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store. The city-slicker attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court.

    He did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

    After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You are really a country hick, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"

    The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that darned bull came home this morning."

    A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.

    After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.

    For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married.

    "Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?" he requested.

    Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.

    When I was in junior high, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.

    In high school, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.

    In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

    I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

    I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

    After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious; she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    Now all I want is a girl with large breasts.

    A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an Old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."

    The next day it rained.

    A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm."

    The next day there was a hailstorm.

    "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

    Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

    The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
    sorry dude .... Hash



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