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    A group of gangsters burst into the conference room at a famous Hotel where the city lawyers were holding their Annual Convention. More than a hundred lawyers were taken as hostages.
    The gang leader announced that, unless their demands were met, they would release one lawyer every hour.
    Two lawyers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
    The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, 添ou can稚 eat your own sandwiches in here!
    The lawyer looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
    A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: 溺y client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.
    展ell put, the judge replied. 填sing your logic, I sentence the defendant痴 arm to one year痴 imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.
    The defendant smiled. With his lawyer assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
    An attorney was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets, a car was involved in an accident. As expected a large crowd gathered. Going by instinct, the attorney was eager to get to the injured, but he couldn稚 get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, 鏑et me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.
    The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
    ...being a human...

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