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    1. Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup

    Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
    Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy


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    2. Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV." Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk

    Advantages: Stays put; predictable
    Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass

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    3. Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did." Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you

    Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
    Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

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    4. Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'." Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb

    Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
    Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

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    5. Lazybones - "Zzzzzz" Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict

    Advantages: Well rested; easy target
    Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfull your dreams

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    6. The Sneak - "Who, me?" Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime

    Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
    Disadvantages: May be having time of his life

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    7. Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?" Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster

    Advantages: Perpetually aroused
    Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

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    8. The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but ..." Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind

    Advantages: Tells good stories
    Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

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    9. Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?" Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy

    Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
    Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

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    Good OnE!!!
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    lol,,,... good one

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    haha.....


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    Thanks For Sharing!!!!!

 

 

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