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    Cool Pros & Cons of Different Types of Girlfriend

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    1. Ms. Nice Gal - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh darling, you shouldn't have." Also Known As: What a Girl, Precious, One of the Boys, Doormat.

    Advantages: Cheerful, Agreeable, Kindly.
    Disadvantages: May wise up someday.


    2. Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing no-talent ***! Can't you see you're making me miserable?" Also Known Ashe-Devil, Sourpuss, The Nag, My Old Lady.

    Advantages: Pays attention to you.
    Disadvantages: Screeches, Throws frying pans.


    3. Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps." Also Known As: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy.

    Advantages: Predictable.
    Disadvantages: Contagious.


    4. The Boss - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look." Also Known As: Whipcracker, Sergeant, Ms. Know-it-All, Ball and Chain.

    Advantages: Often right.
    Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?


    5. Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, or hair color?" Also Known As: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw C'mon Honey.

    Advantages: Easily soothed.
    Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed.


    6. Wild Woman - "I've got an idea. Let's get drunk and make love on the front lawn. I done it before. It's fun!" Also Known As: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Unconscious.

    Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
    Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs.


    7. Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at!" Also Known As: No Fun, Humorless, Cold Fish, Iceberg, Snarly.

    Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you.
    Disadvantages: You will have no friends.


    8. Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship." Also Known As: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic.

    Advantages: Entertaining, Unfathomable.
    Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud.


    9. Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I want to make love to you like a crazed weasel." Also Known As: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, The One.

    Advantages: Funny, Intelligent, Uninhibited.
    Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.



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