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    1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you've
    come into my life...
    (Inside) - I've changed my mind.

    2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
    (Inside) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

    3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
    (Inside) - That you're not here to ruin it for me ..

    4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
    (Inside) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need
    it again.

    5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
    (Inside) - Almost lifelike!

    6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
    (Inside) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

    7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
    (Inside) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

    8. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
    (Inside) - So we're having you put to sleep.

    9. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but
    (Inside) - What the hell was I thinking

    10. I'm so miserable without you...
    (Inside) - It's almost like you're still here.

    11. Thank you for being part of my life.....
    (Inside) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

    12. Congratulations on your wedding day!
    (Inside) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

    13. How can I say this....
    (Inside) - Your cooking kills me

    14. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
    (Inside) - Especially since you survived.

    15. Congrats on getting married...
    (Inside) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

    16. Someday I hope to marry...
    (inside) - Someone other than you.

    17. We have been friends for a very long time...
    (inside) - What do you say we stop?



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