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    Talking Big Difference In Womens' Sentences than Mens'

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    "Yes" = No

    "No" = Yes

    "Maybe" = No

    "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

    "We need" = I want

    "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

    "Sure... go ahead" = I don't want you to

    "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

    "We need to talk" = I need to complain

    "You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?

    "Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

    "This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

    "I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

    "I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

    "Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

    "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like

    "I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

    "Is my butt fat?" = Lie to me

    "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

    "Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead]

    "Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later


    As u hav realized..The "Quoted Sentences" r frm Men...

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    good one



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