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    Talking Y Girls Dont Marry 2 Software Engineers?

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    Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
    Husband - hard disk full.

    Wife - have you brought the saree.
    Husband - Bad command or file name.

    Wife - but I told you about it in morning
    Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry,cancel.

    Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
    Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

    Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
    Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

    Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
    Husband - data type mismatch.

    Wife - you are useless.
    Husband - by default.

    Wife - what is my value in your life?
    Husband - unknown virus detected.

    Wife - do you love me or your computer?
    Husband - Too many parameters.

    Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
    Husband - program has performed an illegal operation,it will close.

    Wife - I will leave you forever.
    Husband - close all programs and log in again



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    Husband : (Returning late from work) " Good evening dear..... I'm logged in.

    Wife : Have you brought the grocery?

    Husband: Bad command or filename.

    Wife : But I told you in the morning!

    Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?

    Wife: What about my new TV?

    Husband : Variable not found....

    Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

    Husband haring Violation. Access denied.

    Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny?

    Husband : Too many parameters....

    Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

    Husband data type mismatch.

    Wife: You are useless.

    Husband : It's by default.

    Wife: What about your Salary?

    Husband :File in use .... Try later.

    Wife: What is my value in the family?

    Husband :Unknown Virus

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    lol
    thanks for sharing

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    read this b4 lol






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    niceeeeeeeeeee





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    it was really cool man

 

 

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