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    WHITE WOMEN:

    First date:
    You get to kiss her goodnight.
    Second date:
    You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
    Third date:
    You get to have sex but only in the missionary position


    IRISH WOMEN:

    First Date:
    You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    Second Date:
    You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    20th Anniversary:
    You both get blind drunk and have sex.


    JAPANESE WOMEN:

    First date:
    You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
    Second date:
    You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
    Third date:
    You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing
    is ever going to happen.


    INDIAN WOMEN:

    First date:
    Meet her parents.
    Second date:
    Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date:
    Wedding night.


    MEXICAN WOMEN:

    First Date:
    You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in
    the back of her car.
    Second Date:
    She's pregnant.
    Third Date:
    She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her
    two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's
    girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his
    three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your
    life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along
    the Tijuana strip.


    ARAB WOMEN:

    First Date:
    Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
    Second Date:
    Guy is shot dead.
    No third date!!!


    LEBANESE WOMEN:

    First Date:
    You will have to spend all your money to impress
    Second Date:
    You will take a loan to keep the image
    Third Date :
    Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier



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    lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll






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    desi ladies MOST OF 'EM not really like tat anymore...
    white ladies first date is tru...2nd 3rd it depends on how u did in da 1st one..
    cant really say anything abt
    irish Arab Lebanese Japanese latin
    sorry dude .... Hash

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    thanks for sharing



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    abhi u dumboo
    arabs r not like tht








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    thanks for sharing



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    o i forgot to thank u for sharing






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    ARAB WOMEN:

    First Date:
    Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
    Second Date:
    Guy is shot dead.
    No third date!!!


    But its Prejudice

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    chup u abhiiiiiiiiiiii
    we r nt like tht
    see ur self, ur alive till now eventhough i went out with u in
    a date ...dumboooooooooo




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    lmao this is so funny


    ARAB WOMEN:

    First Date:
    Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
    Second Date:
    Guy is shot dead.
    No third date!!!






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    chup ....




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