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    Talking Excuses For Missing Work...

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    * I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?

    * I have a rare case of 48-hour wrist leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet...

    * I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Food Giant.

    * I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.

    * The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.

    * I prefer to remain an enigma....it's Monday.

    * My stepmother has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace.

    * I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!
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    good one lol






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    Coolbie www.desirulez.net
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    thanx yooooo

 

 

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