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    Wink Funny Definitions..!!

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    1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.



    2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.



    3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master



    4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage



    5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".



    6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.



    7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.



    8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power..



    9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.



    10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.



    11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.



    12. Classic: books, which people praise, but do not read.



    13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.



    14. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.



    15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.



    16. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.



    17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.



    18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.



    19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.



    20. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.



    21. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.



    22. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.



    23. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."



    24. Pessimist: - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.



    25. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.



    26. Father: A banker provided by nature.



    27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.



    28. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.



    29. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.



    30. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.





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    Indeed very funny

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    Yes... A lot funny!!!

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    Thanks for share ^_^

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    ya it was funnyyyyyyy

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    Indeed very funny

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    Yes... A lot funny!!!

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    funny n true also....

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    Stranger likes it.
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    funny n true also....


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    its really funnnny

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    lol...very funny...

    i liked most...


    Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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    Hahaa. Well said moose

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    nice post i really liked it...

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    Thanks for sharing..

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    very very funny.................


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    thanks moose.....................


 

 
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