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    A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"

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    The old laday in her weak voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."

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    The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."

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    After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."

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    The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"

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    The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

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    The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit."<O</O



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    wow tfs very nice one



 

 

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