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03-15-2009, 12:20 PM #1
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Words Of Wisdom1.Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. -- Albert Einstein
If you're not on somebody's shit list, you're not doing anything worthwhile.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
You never truely understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother. --Albert Einstein
Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two.
The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
People who think they know what they're doing are especially annoying to those of us who do.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.
Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be told that sorrows know how to swim
Unless you can question your own beliefs, you have no place questioning the beliefs of others.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Love isn't only blind, it's also deaf, dumb, and stupid.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
If you love something very much, give it away. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.
Accept risk. Accept responsibility. Put a lawyer out of business.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
I doubt, therefore I might be.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
When bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
Cole's Axiom: The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant. The population is growingsorry dude .... Hash
03-15-2009, 02:45 PM #2
came across many but worthy to hv a collection...
thnx dude... they r truely words of wisdom