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    They walk among us!

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    I stopped at Mc Donald's and ordered some fries.

    The girl behind the counter said "would you like some fries with that?"

    They walk among us!

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    *One day I was walking down the beach with Some friends when someone shouted.....
    'Look at that dead bird!'
    Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

    They walk among us!

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    While looking at a house, my brother asked the Estate agent which direction was north because He didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.

    She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'

    My brother explained that the sun rises in the east And has for sometime. She shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'

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    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.

    She drove down in a convertible, but said she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.

    They Walk Among Us!

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    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.

    They Walk Among Us!

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    I was going out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.

    My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip out every time she turns her head!"

    I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

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    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.

    The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
    'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
    (I work with professionals like this.)

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    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

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