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    Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
    Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega
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    Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
    Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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    Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
    Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati
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    Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
    Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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    Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
    Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
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    Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
    Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
    Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
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    Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
    Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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    Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
    Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
    Wife: Kitni mari?
    Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
    Wife: Kaise malum?
    Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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    Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..


 

 

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