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    Anita was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a hard time meeting
    men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks.

    Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper.
    Anita wrote: "Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is excellent in bed."

    Several days went by and she hadn't gotten a single call. Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard
    a knock on the door. She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with
    no arms and no legs.

    "Can I help you?" Anita asked.

    He said, "I am the man of your dreams!"

    Anita was baffled. She said, "Excuse me."

    "I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I can't beat you.
    I have no legs, so I can never leave you."


    "But are you good in bed?" Anita asked.

    He replied, "How do you think I knocked on the door?"









    The meaning of the name Akili is 'Wisdom, intellect, sense'.

 

 

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