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    Mar 2008
    aapke dil mein reheta hu

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    1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
    her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

    2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

    3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
    1. Tele-Phone
    2. Tele-Vision
    3. Tell to Woman
    Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

    4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their

    5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
    Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
    Moral : BE SPECIFIC

    6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
    It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your

    7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
    Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
    just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
    because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

    8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
    your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
    your life.

    9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

    10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
    from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please

    11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
    Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

    12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein
    Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimaag Se...
    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
    Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
    Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.



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