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    A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Cell To See Her Name Saved In List Like Doll Or Sweetie.
    She Was Shocked To See
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    Rasheed Plumber.
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    Before Exam :-
    Boy to Girl - All the Best
    Girl - All the best to U too
    Result Declared - Girl Scored 90% and Boy Failed
    MORAL - Only Boys wish with TRUE HEART
    Have a nice day )
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    Forget the poke button, I'm beginning to wish there was a punch button on facebook!!

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    ~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~
    When I See Your Face,
    There's Not A Thing
    That
    I Would Change. . .
    Except The Direction
    I Am Walking In .
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    sonia gandhi in dabanng style..
    'hazaro se dar nai lagta saab,hazare se lagta hai...'
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    I ws thnkin..can v bribe d gvrmnt 2 pas d lkpal bill...hehe....lollzzz
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    Even team India supports Anna hazare...
    Dhoni says..
    "We will not win any match until JANLOKPAL Bill is passed"
    hahahah...lolllzz...
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    fnlly d reasn is out fr bannin 25paise coin by d goverment..??
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    coz thy cnt hndl 4 'ANNAS'
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    They say milk give you strength.
    drink 5 glasses and try move a wall....u can't..
    But drink 5 shots of vodka and see..wall moves on its own..
    CHEERS...
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    A poor man catches a fish,but he cant cook due to MEHANGAI.
    No gas, No oil, No spices,
    Man put d fish back in water.
    Fish shouts
    "CONGRESS ZINDAbad"
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    Dear,
    AIRTEL
    we accept dat har ek friend zaroori hota hai ,
    bt
    accha network bhi zaroori hota h!!
    Sincerly,
    VODAFONE
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    Teacher: I love you ka janam kahan hua?
    Boy: China mai kuki iski na koi warannty hai
    aur na koi guaranty.
    Chale tou chand tak, na chale tou shaam tak...
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    Height of irritating sum1:-
    Boy-Pen hai?
    Girl-Nahi
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    Thodi der baad...
    Boy-Pen hai?
    Girl-Nahi bola na
    Boy-Pen hai pen?
    Girl-nahi hai, aur abki baar pucha tou hathode se sar phod dungi tera.
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    Kuch der baad...
    Boy-hathoda hai?
    Girl-nahi
    Boy-Tou phir pen hai pen???
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    Apna khayal rakhna
    Koi bhari cheez mat uthana
    Khana time pr khana
    Sambhalker chalna
    kyuki
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    Yeh 9wa Mahina hai
    Happy September ;-)
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    Sibbal ki car se "kutte ka bachcha" mara gaya...
    Sibbal 2 driver- iske mali ka pta karo...
    Jb driver wapis aya to uske gle me ful-malain thi...
    Sibbal- ye kya hai?
    Driver-Sir logon ne meri puri baat hi nhi suni aur khushi
    me haarpahna diye...mene to sirf ye kha ki...Mai sibbal
    ka driver hu kutte ka bachcha mar gaya !!!!!
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    Kamar se usko pakdo...
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    Aur ghar le jao...
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    Uski grden pakad ke apne karib lao
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    Uske muh pe apne honth lagao...
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    AUR..???
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    Sari "Cold Drink" pi jao.
    Aapne kya samjha?? hahahaha
    ...being a human...



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    Good jokes thanks

 

 

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