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09-08-2011, 11:41 PM #1
Maria the Maid
Maria the Maid, asked for a pay increase and the wife(boss) was very upset about this so decided to talk to her about it.
She asked: 'NowMaria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want anincrease. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook thanyou.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover thanyou..'
Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that aswell?'
Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.'
( A few moments ofsilence )
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
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