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03-05-2009, 07:51 AM #1
A Blond girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
A Blond girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that, after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he goes to the Pharmacist to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour, he tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3 pack, 10 pack or a family pack.
'I'm really going to put it to this girl,' the boy tells the pharmacist, 'I intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice.'
The pharmacist with a laugh suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be very busy, it being his first time and all. That night the boy shows up at the girlís parentís house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken straight to the dinner table where the girlís parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still in deep prayer with his head down.10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'You didn't tell me you were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'You didn't tell me your father was a pharmacist.