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    Why men have two dogs and not two wives

    The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you
    Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
    A dog's parents never visit you
    Dogs like it if you leave things on the floor
    Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
    Dogs like to do their snooping outside, rather than inside your wallet or desk.
    Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
    A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
    If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away
    If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting
    Dogs like to go hunting and fishing
    Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck



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