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    Kutto Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:

    Q: What is you father name?

    Kutto: Plz Options?

    A. Dilawar
    B. Changez
    C. Feroz
    D. Sultan



    Kutto: Life line 50/50

    A. Dilawar
    C. Feroze

    Kutto: Audience Vote.
    75% Dilawar
    25% Feroze

    Kutto: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
    Kisko call karengy?

    Kutto: Apne baap dilawar ko!



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    omg






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    Sorry kutto masak hain serios na lena

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    nice one yuvi

    edit :- http://www.desirulez.net/showthread.php?t=554743

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    yuvi

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    i think yuvi pc does not have right ans

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    nice one

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    Good one. Ha ha ha thanks

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    3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.

    So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.

    Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "

    Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."

    Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?"

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    "What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
    "Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
    "Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
    "No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
    "Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

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    "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer ****ed his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse."

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    An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligators." Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill every time!

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    For years Dr. Benson had left his office and gone to Teddy's Bar, where Teddy would fix him a daiquiri laced with crushed pecans. One day, however, Teddy ran out of pecans; instead he substituted hickory nuts. Dr. Benson sat down and took a sip under Teddy's watchful eyes; he frowned. "Say, Teddy, this isn't an almond daiquiri. Just what is it?" "I can't lie to ya," Teddy said. "It's hickory daiquiri, Doc."

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    Nice one blaze !!! @ dR Angel
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    @forumreader, no spam here !!!
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