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    man escapes from prison where he has been for 15
    years.

    He breaks into a house to look for money and guns
    (obviously an American story) and finds a young couple
    in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

    While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
    kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the
    bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
    "Listen, this guy's an
    escaped convict, look at his clothes!

    He has probably spent lots of
    time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
    how he kissed your neck.

    If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
    whatever he tells you.

    Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This
    guy is probably very dangerous if he gets angry, he'll
    kill us both.

    Be strong, honey, I love you."

    To which the wife responded, "he wasn't kissing my
    neck, he was whispering in my ear.

    He told me he was gay, thought you
    were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.

    I told him it was in the bathroom.

    Be strong, honey, I love you too.":conf used:
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    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
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    Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.



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    Lol Huh,,,,,,,,

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    lol wat the hell

    aww thanks payal, luv ya too.


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    lol..................

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    Lmao did any one of yall get it
    its lik ummmmmmm WHATTTTTTTT

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    lmaoooo i got it!
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    lol i got it too but i still think its stupid and lame

    aww thanks payal, luv ya too.


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    hehe if ii read all of it id get it too but for a joke its tooooooooo long

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    it is. but still its stupidly funny.
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