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    70 yr. old man asks his wife "do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?"
    Wife replied "No, not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive . .................................................. .............................
    A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date, her mother warned her...
    "1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name"
    Next day, girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted.
    But? I didn't allow him to go on top, so I went on top and disgraced his family"
    .................................................. .................................. A white couple had a black baby...
    The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
    Husband: Why the babyisblack?
    Wife: You hot, I hot, ofcourse baby burnt..! why else???? .................................................. ...................

    Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?'
    Husband: "Nothing.
    Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
    Husband:" I was just looking for the expiry date!"
    .................................................. ........................ Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
    Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be
    thankful that you are not barking!"
    Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimaag Se...
    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
    Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
    Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.



 

 

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