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    WIVES' NIGHT OUTTwo women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

    One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

    Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

    After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

    The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

    That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said.....

    "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you"

    TETANUS SHOT>An old man, in his mid eighties, struggles to get up from the couch
    >and then starts putting on his coat.
    >His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior asks, 'Where are you going?'
    >He replies, 'I'm going to the Doctor.'
    >She says, 'Why, are you sick?'
    >He say, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.'
    >Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get
    >out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
    >He says, 'Where the hell are you going?'
    >She answers, 'I'm going to the doctor, too.'
    >He says, 'Why, what do you need?'
    >She says, 'If you are going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm
    >getting a tetanus shot.'

    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

    When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

    Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

    Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

    Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

    SARDAR JOKES Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
    > ?Me sick, no work?
    > Boss SMS back:
    > ?When I am sick I
    > kiss my wife try it?
    > 2 hours later sardar
    > sms 2 boss:
    > ?Me ok now ur wife
    > very sweet?
    > Sardar at an Art
    > Gallery:
    > I suppose this
    > horrible looking
    > thing is
    > what you call modern
    > art ?
    > Art dealer: I beg
    > your pardon sir,
    > thats a mirror!
    > Teacher: ?I killed a
    > person?
    > convert this sentence
    > into future tense.
    > Sardar: The future
    > tense is ?u will go
    > to jail?.
    > Sardar sent a SMS to
    > his pregnant wife.
    > Two seconds later a
    > report came
    > to his phone and he
    > started dancing.
    > The report said,
    > ?DELIVERED?.
    > Sardar proposed a
    > girl??
    > Girl said am 1 yr
    > elder to u??.
    > Sardar said Oye no
    > problem
    > soniye I?ll marry u
    > next year.
    > 2 sardar were fixing
    > a bomb in a car.
    > Sardar 1 : What would
    > you do if the bomb
    > explodes while
    > fixing.
    > sardar 2 : Don?t
    > worry, I have a one
    > more.
    > Sardar joined new
    > job. 1st day he
    > worked till late
    > evening on the
    > computer.
    > Boss was happy and
    > asked ?what you did
    > till evening??
    > Sardar :?Keyboard
    > alphabets were not in
    > order, so I made it
    > alright?
    Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimaag Se...
    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
    Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
    Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.



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