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    Ring, Ring
    'Hello?'
    Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
    'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
    After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
    Paul.'
    'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now.'
    Brief Pause.
    'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down
    on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to
    Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.
    'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'
    A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
    'I did it, Daddy.'
    'And what happened, honey?' He asked.
    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and
    ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser And now she isn't moving at all!'
    'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'
    'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
    He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the
    swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the
    water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think
    he's dead.'
    Long Pause
    Longer Pause
    Even Longer Pause
    Then Daddy says,
    'Swimming pool? ............ Is this 486-5731?'








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    something different.. thanks for sharing Akili.







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    HAHAHHAHA WRONG NUMBER.......

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    my god never read any thing like this

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    nice sharing

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