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    dR Dazzler
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    Jan 2010

    Default Downturn in the StockMarket

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    Telltale signs of a downturn in the Stockmarket...

    => NASDAQ seen in waterfront dive getting gooned on port shooters.

    => You've just called your investment house and the first thing they tell you is the soup of the day.

    => U.S. dollar and foil covered chocolate pirate doubloons currently on par.

    => Dow Jones now stripping in gay bar under the name Wow Jones.

    => Next parade down wall street, CEOs still fling tickertape from windows, only now don't bother taking it out of their pockets.

    => Alan Greenspan has personally adopted a pesos-only policy.



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