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    Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn

    - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

    - His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.

    - When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."

    - Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."

    - He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.

    - Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.

    - When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."

    - You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.

    - As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.

    - During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"

    - His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.

 

 

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