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    MARRIAGE!!!


    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
    You order what you want then, When you see what the other person has, You wish you had ordered that.
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    Man: Is there any way for long life?

    Dr: Get married.

    Man: Will it help?

    Dr: No but the thought of long life will never come

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    Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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    It ' s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
    It ' s like asking someone,
    If suicide is better or being murdered.

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    Before marriage,
    A man will lie awake all night Thinking about something you say.
    After marriage, he 'll fall asleep before you finish.

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    There' s a way of transferring funds
    That is even faster than electronic banking.
    It 's called marriage.
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    Prospective husband:
    Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women ' ?
    Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


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    Fact of life:
    One woman brings you into this world crying &
    the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!


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    Q: Why doesn 't law permit a man to marry a second woman (in the west)?
    A: Because as per the law You cannot be punished twice For the same offence!

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    haha gr8 post... they r all good






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    lol i can speak from experience that some of these are real but only sometimes



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    Thank you dear. great post


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    thanks for sharing yaar





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    thanks for the laugh........

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    Quote Originally Posted by reshma View Post
    lol i can speak from experience that some of these are real but only sometimes
    thanks Reshma,i know tht most of them happen alot,thanks for your reply,

    Quote Originally Posted by monu View Post
    Thank you dear. great post
    Quote Originally Posted by Forever View Post
    thanks for sharing yaar
    Quote Originally Posted by sabrenah View Post
    thanks for the laugh........
    thank you all for replying

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    lolzzz...
    thanx 4 sharing yar.......
    HUGS N KISSES
    LISHA

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    thanx for sharin
    good one

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    ok mohd tht was very very good post
    will tell yur wife about yur gr8 thought








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    Quote Originally Posted by jonoon View Post
    ok mohd tht was very very good post
    will tell yur wife about yur gr8 thought

    Wht are you going to say to her,nd btw she trust me she is my life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quincy View Post
    Wht are you going to say to her,nd btw she trust me she is my life
    i can show her the page lol
    by the way
    girls cant trust boys
    n u r just her husband








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    thanks Mohammd good post

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    nice info bro

 

 

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