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  1. #1
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    Wife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?’

    Hubby: ‘When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.’

    Wife: ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?’

    Hubby: ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?’


    Wife: ‘What are you doing?’

    Husband: Nothing.

    Wife: ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’

    Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’


    A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’

    ‘Honey,’ the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!’


    Girl: ‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.’

    Boy: ‘It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.’

    Girl: ‘We ll that’s because we aren’t married yet.’


    Wife : ‘Do you want dinner?’

    Husband: ‘Sure! What are my choices?’

    Wife: ‘Yes or no.’
    ...being a human...

  2. #2
    Retired Staff
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    Dec 2010
    Brisbane, Australia


    nice one billy

  3. #3
    dR Dazzler
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    Jan 2010


    hahahahah.. awesome! keep them coming

  4. #4
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    Jan 2010


    mast billy



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