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    A primary school teacher asked the children in her class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor people, would I get into Heaven?”

    ”No!” the children all answered.

    ”If I cleaned the house every day, mopped the floor, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?”

    Again the answer was “No!”

    ”Well”, she continued, “then how can I get into Heaven?”

    A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”
    ...being a human...



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