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    The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

    If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, youíll have trouble,

    putting on your pants.

    I couldnít repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

    A friend in need is a pest indeed.

    Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

    Work is fine if it doesnít take too much of your time.

    When everything comes in your way youíre in the wrong lane.

    The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

    Born free, taxed to death.

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just donít have film.

    Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

    Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

    Itís not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

    I love being a writerÖ what I canít stand is the paperwork.

    A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

    The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

    In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

    If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

    Beat the 5 Oíclock rush, leave work at noon!

    If you canít convince them, confuse them.

    Itís not the fall that kills you. Itís the sudden stop at the end.

    Hot glass looks same as cold glass. Ė Cuninoís Law of Burnt Fingers

    The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

    Someday is not a day of the week
    ...being a human...

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    Jun 2011


    very nice share



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