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    Bus Tickets

    Santa Singh bought two tickets to Trafalger Square from Finsbury Park in a bus in London. The driver was a bit surprised as he could not see anyone with Santa.
    Driver: "Oye Sardaran! Why do you need two tickets? You are travelling alone?"

    Santa Singh: "Dont you know.. pick-pocketing is common on buses... so I will keep one ticket in my shirts left pocket and the other in my right! So even if a pickpocket gets at one of my pockets, I will still have a ticket and will not travel without ticket!"

    Driver: "What if a pickpocket gets both your pockets?"
    Santa Singh takes out his wallet from his pant pocket: "I have a monthly pass also!"

    Driver: "And if someone gets your pant pockets also.. then what.. then you will be fined for travelling without ticket!!"

    Santa Singh puts his hand inside his shirt and displays his ID card (hanging with a chain around his neck) and says with a cunning smile: "Phir sadda TFL staff hone ka kya fayada!"
    Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimaag Se...
    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
    Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
    Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.



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