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    1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
    Every 10 sec a
    woman gives birth to a kid.
    A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

    2 Sardar-why r all these people running?
    Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
    Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
    others running?

    3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
    into future tense.
    Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

    4 Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was
    not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
    After much thought he wrote: Yes!
    Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimaag Se...
    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
    Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
    Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.

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