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08-08-2011, 09:57 PM #1
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- Jan 2010
Three convicts were on the way to prisonThree convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help pass the time during their stays. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the Grandma Moses of prison. Then he asked the first: "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned saying, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin—any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled.
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with those?"
He grinned, pointing to the box, and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating..."