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    Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app
    kya karo gay?
    sardar bola jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay,
    admai ne bola jenab agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
    sardar bola, jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

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    aik sardar k betay ne admission form fill krte wakt baap se pucha k is men MOTHER TONGUE waly khany men kia lkhna he sardar ne kaha likh de puter VERY LONG...

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    good one

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    Policeman: tum ne
    Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

    Pathan: hum sheher me
    Naya aya hay mgr
    Qanoon nahi torta,
    Wo samne dekho likha hy
    “bus stop”
    Tou hum ne rok dia

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    Policeman: tum ne
    Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

    Pathan: hum sheher me
    Naya aya hay mgr
    Qanoon nahi torta,
    Wo samne dekho likha hy
    “bus stop”
    Tou hum ne rok dia

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    Quote Originally Posted by gumsum2015 View Post
    Policeman: tum ne
    Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

    Pathan: hum sheher me
    Naya aya hay mgr
    Qanoon nahi torta,
    Wo samne dekho likha hy
    “bus stop”
    Tou hum ne rok dia
    nice



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    Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
    Student: Ji shaadi.

    Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
    Student: Ji dulha.

    Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
    Student: Ji DULHAN.

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    funny

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    Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
    Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??



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    Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?




    Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

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    Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha

    Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu parh rahe ho ji?





    Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.

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    Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”






    Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

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    Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.






    Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.

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    Ek tha Raja…







    Ek thi Rani…







    Donon mar gaye khatam kahani.

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    Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara!

    Banta: Woh kya..

    Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.





    Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara

    Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!

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    Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

    Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.





    Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…

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    Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

    Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.

    Malika gave him 1000 Rs.





    Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?

    Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

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    Krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega!






    Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya?

    Krish: Ha uska bill chukane ke liye mujhe apni car jo bechni padi.

 

 
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