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    Mar 2008
    aapke dil mein reheta hu

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    Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must
    have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.

    Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article.
    One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a
    wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and
    successful career!

    I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high.
    However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon
    the national interest.

    Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and
    understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family

    Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my
    current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection
    of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could
    be an issue.

    Wife wanted for company.

    I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to
    harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and short
    comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To
    feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social responsibilities, as we
    should in a civilized society................. (etc etc and never getting to
    the point)

    Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent
    working condition.

    Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breading.

    I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post
    of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly
    -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this
    view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the
    service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be
    overruled a! nd will not be sustained. Apply in limited confidence as all
    liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on our part of any
    kind whatsoever.

    Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants.
    She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the
    ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must
    also be aerodynamically sound!!!

    Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

    Burri muddat keh baad eik arazoo jaagi hai, Key hum bee shaadi shooda ho
    jaayeh, Kya bahaana shaadi karaney ka............... joh kurrey sarey sarey,
    Yeah mai butaatah hoon ........ Kyoon key yaroo ub khud ghur keh kaam hotah
    nahee sarey sarey.

    Required a girl - 5'8' & 36' 24' 36' with a good head for figures. She
    must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should
    be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible. She should
    profit from a nice personality and be a credit to her family.

    Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am
    an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round. Friends
    come round only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar
    to ghar-bar. Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample
    should be ample.

    Hello! Hello! number 9 calling. This is number 9 I'm calling from x-ud,
    erm a wife is needed for pick me up. Driving license not necessary, but map
    reading skills are a bonus.

    Allah kay naam peh koi eik biwi dey dey, Doosrey kee nahi to upni hee dey
    dey, Allah terah bullah kurrey, Tujhey eik key balley doh dey dey, Hillery
    hogi toh Monika bhi dey dey!

    Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be
    homely and willing to build relationship from the ground up.

    I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you
    feel the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me.

    My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful
    applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares wins.
    Camouflage provided.

    A model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to
    keep pace!

    I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my
    universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!
    Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimaag Se...
    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
    Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
    Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.



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